ANSWER IF CAN

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who   tests it? (to be given a thought)  2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never   damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole   airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)  3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)  4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)  5. Why do people say, "you've been working like   adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they   meant something else)  6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone   reversed? (God knows)  7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)  8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by   oneseyes)  9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they   sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)  10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable   oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made   from?  (No comments)  11. What should one call a male ladybird?   (Nocomments)  12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was   cured would they rememberthat they forgot?  (can somebody help )  13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u   can)  14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already   built? (strange isn't it)  15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and   you turned on your radio would you be able to hear   it?  (got to think scientifically)  16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and   you turn your headlights on, what happens?  17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?   (very nice)  18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to   at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on   any  road?  19. If drink drive is not allowed why the hell   they have parking in Bars?