Top 10 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.  

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2)Time to try out the newest bikini you bought as it is going to be hot with fire and all you know. 

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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when you start running out of house. 

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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on fire with picture of your house: A formula which will make you super popular  

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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about fire and ask them to bring some food.  

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6)Buy water pouches to put off fire till fire ambulance comes. Don;t be stingy its Your HOUSE BURNING TO ASHES.  

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7)Dance crazily and no one will call you mad this time.  

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8)Perfect time to read a newspaper. You can see clearly since fire is also a natural souce of light.  

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9)Cry loudly because all your assignments which were to be submitted and almost done got burned.   

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10)Browse for stores with discounts since all your clothes got burned. You need atleast some branded stuff to wear.  

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11)Take shots and videos of your house and sell it to media ppl and make some money.