TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

* 10. Cats' facial expressions

* 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

* 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

* 7. Fat clothes

* 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

* 5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

* 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

* 3. Eyelash curlers

* 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made


 AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

* 1. OTHER WOMEN

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