good girl's aren't good looking, good looking girl's aren't good, good looking and good girls aren't single
went to my wife and told her to crack this code for me useing ur phone 4156831968136738371
always wanted to be somebody. Now he realises that she should have been more specific.
Life would be perfect if: Some girls had mute buttons; Some guys had edit buttons;
Teacher : Use the word "Harassment" in your sentence..
Boy : When i was small..i was in love with my teacher..HER-ASS-MENT a lot to me...!!
I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.
It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
Got new deodorant yesterday... instructions said, "remove top & push up bottom"...my butt hurts but everytime I fart the room smells awesome
If people have a problem with u...always remember...it is THEIR problem ;)
says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer
I just read a paper "Eight years-old boy sells VCR's to buy drugs"
Who the hell still buying VCR's???
Every night we go to Bed,without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the Alarm to wake up..That's called HOPE...
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
'All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.
All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once you grow up."
- Pablo Picasso
"."Why are men treating her bad?? Eminem lies to her, Chris Brown hits her and Drake forgets her Name, this is the life of Rhianna " oh na na w Yesterday
When days are dark, turn the lights..
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Two fish were swimming around in water, and then they swam into a concrete wall. you know what the first fish turned around and said? Dam
wonder what happen if you create mark zuckerberg's a fake facebook profile
no me no life know me know life
I have about 89 cents in my pocket, thats not what I meant by I need 'change'
I think FB should have some realistic relationship options... 1. 'happily single' 2. 'frantically looking' 3. 'inconveniently attached' 4. "unhappily double" 5. 'stressfully committed' 6. suffering through breakup from hell ,7.stalking ex on FB, 8. blissfully co-dependent,9. Married, against better judgement for a few examples.
its better to be "alone" than to be some one who makes you feel "alone"..
Someone should help Rihanna. She likes rude boys, loves being lied to, thinks she’s the only girl in the world & has forgotten her name.
Boys are always intelligent than girls
Want proof?
Ok read dis.
We always say
"intelliGENTS"
...Have u ever heard
"intelliLADIES...
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Gods old fashioned
They say, God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see and two hands to hold.. But gave us just one heart so that we can find the other one. If that's the case, I'm confused with why God giving us only one nose..
Negative people,they're like human black holes The Blamer,The Drama Queen and the Sob Sisters.Don't get caught in their web of negativity
They say love is around every corner. I haven't found any, so then I must be walking in circles
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