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<Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you>

Life is Short, Live it! Love is Small, Flirt it! Troubles are Momentary, Face it! Memories are Sweet, Cherish it! I’m very Good, Accept it! :)

<Earth may stop Rotating.. Birds may stop Flying.. Candles may stop Melting.. Fishes may stop Swimming.. Heart may stop Beating.. But your Brain will never start working..>

<we put a lot of faith in the people we love. And sometimes they let us down. Maybe it's a one time thing or maybe that's who they really are..>

<Read the name carefully before you download a movie.. It's not the same movie "I Know What You did Last Summer" and "I Know Who You did Last Summer"... :D Trust me.. LOL :) :) >

<If i give U a dozen of roses… And u ask why there r no thrones, I would just smile, show my bleeding hand n say .. I took them away so that u won't get hurt>

<Think well.. Plan well.. Do well.. Sleep well.. Play well.. Laugh well and Put ur computer also into Well.. Bcoz u r not talking to me Well..>

I think girls on white jeans always look great..

<Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart..>

<YOUARENOWHERE this can be read as YOU ARE NOWHERE or as YOU ARE NOW HERE.. everything depends on how u see anything. so always think positive...>

<Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You Should Know What You R.. & Once You Know How Special You R.. My Heart for You be not So Far..>

aiyo wt has happen 2 sinhala drama.. Watchd 1 aftr a long time. They hv so copied indian drama.. that they take 1 whole min and a music 2 walk 5meters frm door to inside d room!!

<"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.." - Albert Einstein>

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant.... lol :D :D

<"Love is give and take.. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway..." Joey Adams> lmao :) :)

<sooo sweet ur smile??? sooo sweet is urstyle??? sooo sweet is ur voice??? sooo sweet r ur eyes??... see how sooo sweetly i lie..... :D :D :D >

wakey wakey... time to have tea and cakey.. :D

<The God know even Angels fall..>

<"behind every successful man, there's a woman who did not want to be mine".... AL BUNDY from 'Married with Children'>

<"Every man's fantasy is to be kept by a woman whose skirt is short as the life span of the man he choses..." AL BUNDY (Married with Children)>

eating a Tipitip :)

<If you think you screwed up, try reading some celeb gossip..>

<Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?...>

RedBull gives you wings..

<If you love me only in my dreams, let me be asleep forever..>

I know how uni administration works, but I ain't gonna kiss anyone's arse.. #$%&%

Pakistanies playing Baseball...

<This message has No Fat, No cholesterol n No Addictive. This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it; Good Morning... :) >

<If nothing is impossible, then finding something impossible is impossible. Then there's something impossible. Contradiction! Got it?>

<If no one understands you, then you are an artist>

<You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense...>

A good plan today is always better than a perfect plan tomorrow..

<When I was schooling I thought the most precious gift that one could give to the love one is your very own Heart.. But I was wrong.. She preferred white gold... lol >

<Never leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love>

< Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” >

<he was hugh jackman b4 he turn wolverine>

Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway..

<I always gave 100% in uni: monday: 11% Tuesday: 26% Wednesday: 49% Thursday: 10% Friday: 4% >

<the more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle>

<Once man found a lamp wit a genie n got juz 1 wish.Man asked him 2 build a bridge 2 Hawaii.Genie was crazy about dis and said“No man,dis is impossible.2 much concrete,2 much work.Try another.”Man thought 4 a sec and said “Ok, ok,Im 4 times divorced.Girls juz hate me.I really like 2 understan them n 2 be what they want.So pls give me d power 2 understan women!”Genie replied “DO U WANT THAT BRIDGE IN 2 LINES OR 4??!!">

<Do names tell one’s destiny?.. BUSH – Beat Up Saddam Hussein.. CLINTON – Call Lewinsky, I need The Oral Now.. OSAMA – Oh! Shit American Missiles Again!>

<read this carefully.. hello hello hello hello hello... Congratz! by reading this you wasted 5 seconds of your life..> :D

if you expect the unexpected, then doesn’t that make the unexpected expected?

<Men cheat to find 'the Bad Girl'.. Women cheat to be 'that Bad Girl'..>

<"Life is not about always making good choices in order to get good things, life is admitting what you want and not being afraid to take it".. Celia Hodes>

<"Simplicity is the key note of true elegance".. Sonam Kapoor>

<If you don't believe in magic look into my eyes>

<“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”.. Kurt Cobain>

<harder you throw me faster I bounce back..>

<Drinking is for those who can afford to loose couple of brain cells.. But if you have, then you wouldn't be drinking anyway..>

<Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough>

<good girls are the bad girls that aren’t caught.>

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