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< If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him. Of course, no one would have remembered him either..>

is not exactly the prince charming

<You will always be beautiful in my eyes.And the passing years will show that you will always grow ever more beautiful in my eyes>

~ Mr. Oh So Innocent

<bring me the horizon>

<3rd eye blind>

<I cn't take seein u wit him cuz I knw exactly wt u'l b in his gallery. Jst nt fair n it's tearin me apart, u'r jst anothr priceless work of art in his gallery>

<mind wanna hate you, but heart still miss you..>

~ Mr. Bright_Side

<import java.io.aiaiyooo;>

gonna party like 1699.

hates drama queens

<desperate + pathetic = romantic + heartfelt>

<weekend baby! time to kick some ass and drink some beer!!>

<roses r red. violets r not. bla bla bla.. I think u r hot!!>

<cooking is like making love.. you do it well, or you do not do it at all>

~ 99 slaps. 1 kiss

<she was gonna be an actress; she was gonna be a star.. she was gonna shake her ass, on the hood of white snake’s car..>

<SSQ dinner made me realize, I'm not living in a MATRIX>

<a girl is like a tea bag.. you can't tell what's inside her until you put her in hot water>

havin cold.. :( got flem stuck in the spaces in the skull..

<I saw ur face in a crowded place n I dn't knw wt to do. cos I'l never b wit u..>

<I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying :D >

will live forever or die trying..

<I miss her so badly cos i know i can never hav a girl like her>

<A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked>

is listening to Ying Yang Twins