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in every hindi luv story, sis supports & bro doesn't?
Perhaps cos sis knows what luv is & bro knows how boys are ;) (Sun, 15 May 2011 12:20:02 GMT)

Always follow ur heart, but take ur brain wth u... (Sun, 15 May 2011 01:25:13 GMT)

When it's 2013, I'm going to the movie store, finding the movie 2012, and putting it in the comedy section.. (Sat, 14 May 2011 11:26:50 GMT)

it's easier 2 find whr u r goin whn u already knw whr u'v been <Eli> (Tue, 10 May 2011 13:50:35 GMT)

A family found out that there's a ghost in their house. Everytime they try to change TV channels the ghost changes it back to his favs. So what was their solution??
Leave the house? or do all kinds of spiritual stuff??? NO!!
They bought another TV.. The lesson here is.. 'be practical'. It's all about being practical.. :) (Tue, 10 May 2011 03:54:59 GMT)

there's no time like now to start rest of your life.. <one tree hill> (Mon, 09 May 2011 14:22:07 GMT)

Today is Mother's Day.. No one loves you more than your mother.. Therefore it should not be limited just for one day.. That's why I always carry something to remind my her.. Specially when I'm away from home.. And I call it her 'Credit Card' :) just kidding..  Wishing a happy mothers day to all the lovely moms out there specially to my mom.. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ (Sun, 08 May 2011 11:54:18 GMT)

spendin sunday mornin at d service station was not exactly part of my weekend plan, now my car looks bright and shine.. :) (Sun, 08 May 2011 05:07:29 GMT)

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.. (Sat, 07 May 2011 14:03:07 GMT)

osama's body buried at sea.. now we all know who they gonna blame for the next tsunami.. (Sat, 07 May 2011 01:11:50 GMT)

without ME..its just be AWESO ;) (Fri, 06 May 2011 12:26:06 GMT)

The fact that we cannot lick our elbows is enough to prove that things that seem so close can be so out of reach.. (Fri, 06 May 2011 02:44:08 GMT)

Today is "International Respect for Chicken Day"; what ever if that means..
But I'm not sure what sort of chicken they are referring to..
Nevertheless, don't have chicken for lunch today to show little respect today..
Today is also "Compliment Someone's smile Day"..
Did anyone tell you how beautiful your smile is..? :) (Wed, 04 May 2011 05:31:08 GMT)

Finally 'Osama Bin Laden' is dead..
I'm sure now he regrets allowing his Facebook location app to 'use his current location' or perhaps for not updating privacy settings for location from 'Everyone' to 'Friends only'.. lol.. :P (Mon, 02 May 2011 15:16:18 GMT)

may all things go according to the wishes of those who hear it... (Mon, 02 May 2011 12:28:23 GMT)

Exams are like Girls..
Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!! (Mon, 02 May 2011 00:29:43 GMT)

I'm proud of my heart...its been played...broken...messed up...burned... yet it still seems to work... :) (Sun, 01 May 2011 12:02:40 GMT)

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller with every mistake you make.. (Sun, 01 May 2011 00:46:41 GMT)

I dont have bad hand writting.I just have my own font.. (Sat, 30 Apr 2011 16:25:18 GMT)

to be 100% in life, man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent & remaining is only 36-24-36... :P (Sat, 30 Apr 2011 01:09:02 GMT)

is trying to decide what is worse.. a lie that makes you smile .. the truth that makes you cry ... or the silence that is intolerable...... (Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:27:13 GMT)

I really not much interested about the Royal wedding today, but I'm certainly enjoying the holiday.. :)
Did you know today is also the International (World) Dance Day?? :) So if you're planing dance all day even in your own living room; this is the perfect day!! :) Sadly I got a mid exam to study :( Wish me luck for tomorrow for my stat mid!! :) (Fri, 29 Apr 2011 04:01:05 GMT)

Ever noticed that light does not travel faster than sound in old hindi/tamil movies??? :D (Thu, 28 Apr 2011 05:48:00 GMT)

Ever wondered what happen if you swallow 'Chewing-Gum'??
No it does not stuck inside your stomach for 24 years.. :P
Actually it passes out of your system within 48 hours.. :D (Wed, 27 Apr 2011 05:37:23 GMT)

Ever worried that you don't drink 8 glasses of water each day??
It's always good to drink a lot of water; but your body is smarter than you think. Usually it absorbs atleast 3-4 glasses of water from your daily food only.
For instant bread is atleast 35% of water; meat 50-60% of water.
So do not worry much.. Drink only when you're thirsty.. :) (Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:24:52 GMT)

"The suit doesn’t make the hero. A hero’s made in the moment by the choices that he makes and the reasons that he makes them. A hero brings out the best in people.." - Smallville (Mon, 25 Apr 2011 11:36:31 GMT)

When we get older our middle age texting codes will kinda look like;
ATD-at the doctors. BFF -best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth.. etc.. : (Sun, 24 Apr 2011 02:00:49 GMT)

Roses r red, Facebook is blue. 44 mutual friends but who the hell r u. .??? (Sat, 23 Apr 2011 17:07:25 GMT)

“Change can 't be given to you every time, U must bring the change"
Great Quote!!!!!!!
But who said this originally?
Route No:154 [Dematagoda - Angulana] - Bus Conductor (Sri Lanka) (Fri, 22 Apr 2011 04:16:36 GMT)

viva la salsa.. :) (Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:44:13 GMT)

Everything happens for a reason; but the hard part is finding the reason.
Life is not the party I have hoped for ... but.. while I am here I will dance till end ;) (Sun, 17 Apr 2011 12:59:04 GMT)

Elegance is a question of personality, more than one's clothing.. (Sun, 17 Apr 2011 03:36:14 GMT)

Lovly people are like software..
They Enter your life; Scan your problems; Edit your tension; Download your solutions; Delete your worries and Save you in their hearts ..!! ? :) (Sat, 16 Apr 2011 17:01:02 GMT)

Who is a friend?....
A person who finds the 1st drop of ur tear, catches the 2nd drop, stops the 3rd drop n changes the 4th drop into smile..:) (Sat, 16 Apr 2011 07:44:21 GMT)

Arrow can b sent only by pulling it back. So when lyf is dragging u back wid difficulties, it means it's going to launch u to victory... (Sat, 16 Apr 2011 01:57:36 GMT)

I'm updating my Facebook. I just wonder what all the non-pathetic people are doing right now.. (Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:39:25 GMT)

Ba + na^2 = Banana (Fri, 15 Apr 2011 10:54:21 GMT)

It's the new year and time to make resolutions. You must have a new year resolution. But make sure it is a realistic one. For instance if your resolution is to go to moon.. it's not practical cos remember that NASA doesn't send monkeys to moon now.. (Fri, 15 Apr 2011 01:14:27 GMT)

There have been many time in last year
when I may disturbed you, troubled u, irritated u, bugged u..
So today I just wanna tell you all that..
I plan to continue it in this year too
Wish you all my lovely friends and family SUBA ALUTH AVURUDDAK VEVA!! (Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:32:05 GMT)

Keep the smile, leave the tear
Think of joy, forget the fear
Hold the laugh,leave the pain,
Be joyous, Coz its new year!!!
SUBA ALUTH AVURUDDAK VEVA!!! (Thu, 14 Apr 2011 03:48:02 GMT)

I wish love is like a volleyball game, As when I say the word, "mine"... Everyone will move out of my way and the ball will just fall to me.. (Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:17:14 GMT)

Did you know that the words 'LOL' and 'OMG' has made to Oxford dictionary this time?? :)
You know, another cool word I think that should go to Oxford is 'Chillax' (Chill+Relax) (Tue, 12 Apr 2011 03:14:39 GMT)

Singles think, Married men r lucky.. .
Married think, Singles r lucky.. .
The difference is, Singles think at night.. but Married think at day time.. (Sun, 10 Apr 2011 14:38:05 GMT)

Despite losing finals last week I very happy and proud of our cricket team. Reaching finals is a great achievement and I thought it was all hard work. But now when all these scandals coming up it's kinda disappointing
Monday- Sangakkara was resigning from captaincy
Tuesday- Mahela was resigning from vice-captaincy
Wednesday- Aravinda and all the selectors were resigning
Friday- Even team bus driver was resigning (Sun, 10 Apr 2011 01:16:33 GMT)

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives (Sat, 09 Apr 2011 00:57:18 GMT)

You can't live your life for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it pisses off few people :D (Fri, 08 Apr 2011 11:03:03 GMT)

Today is international 'Hope' day. Also it's international 'Dare' day. Not to forget also it's the international 'Health' day..
Therefore do something 'Daring' today and 'Hope' for the good 'Health' afterwards.. :D (Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:17:19 GMT)

MOBILE PHONES may get u close to the people who r far away...
But it takes u away from people right next to you.. (Wed, 06 Apr 2011 11:37:57 GMT)

The subatomic particles we see in nature, the quartz, the electrons are nothing but musical notes on a tiny vibrating string.
(Anyone interested in String theory?) (Tue, 05 Apr 2011 13:40:29 GMT)

if a friend says no time for you cos she's so busy, then it's not really cos of all the work but simply you're not a priority anymore.. that's when you have to set her free.. (Sun, 03 Apr 2011 13:37:21 GMT)

I'll be Burger King, You'll be McDonald's, I'll have it my way, You'll be loving it.. (Sun, 03 Apr 2011 08:57:34 GMT)

Winning or losing, that's part of the game.
It's the great sportsmanship what matters.
We're still proud of our Lions!!
~Proud to be a Sri Lankan~ (Sun, 03 Apr 2011 01:58:26 GMT)

buh-bye world cup! C u back in 2015 whn im 30+
:( (Sat, 02 Apr 2011 17:05:09 GMT)

Today we cheer so loud that our voices travel all the way across sea and silence all their voices..
Today we cheer so loud that blessings of 20million hearts will destroy their 2billion of hopes..
Let our Lions Roar!! Bring it Home.. (Sat, 02 Apr 2011 01:07:34 GMT)

But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.. (Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:43:24 GMT)

Came all the way from Colombo to Matale safely wearing a t-shirt which has a big photo of Yuvaraj Singh..
Next time should try one which has Chamara Silva.. :D (Fri, 01 Apr 2011 04:38:45 GMT)

people can surprise u. U get used 2 thinkin of them in one way. stuck in their roles.. they r wt they r.. And then, they do somethin that shows u all this depth and dimentions that u never knew that existed.. (Thu, 31 Mar 2011 16:06:38 GMT)

To 'love' is to risk not being loved in return.
To 'hope' is to risk pain.
To 'try' is to risk failure.
But risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. (Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:32:47 GMT)

what do you notice here??
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MISSING... "U" (Mon, 28 Mar 2011 01:48:51 GMT)

SILENCE is the best Answer for all questions.
SMILE is the best Reaction to all situations.
But unfortunately BOTH never wok in QUIZZES.. (Sun, 27 Mar 2011 11:45:04 GMT)

sometimes the road traveled are more beautiful than the destination reached. enjoy the sparkling journey called LIFE, no matter what it turn out to be.. :) (Sun, 27 Mar 2011 00:53:34 GMT)

The past is to prove that no one's perfect and d future is 2 prove that every one can change.. :) (Fri, 25 Mar 2011 03:24:15 GMT)

likes Edward Maya and 12 other pages. (Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:10:37 GMT)

Did you know, today is international 'Goof Off Day'..
A day that just about everybody can relax and enjoy. It's a day to do anything and everything.....except what you're supposed to do today.
So be creative. Do something F.U.N today.. :) (Tue, 22 Mar 2011 09:43:32 GMT)

I like the tag line in Johnson's baby shampoo--- "NO MORE TEARS".... (Sun, 20 Mar 2011 09:05:54 GMT)

It keeps getting better and better with bad news.. $%^&*
Even the things i have believed to be solid has started to fall apart.
Sometimes I wish like can't atleast onething go right??
I always try to be positive, but sometimes I'm not sure what to believe anymore.. (Sat, 19 Mar 2011 17:11:26 GMT)

When someone is so sweet to you, don't expect that they will be like that all the time.. because even the sweetest chocolate expires... (Sat, 19 Mar 2011 01:11:42 GMT)

Love is like two people holding a rubber band;
We pull, then when one person let go, it's the person who held on that gets hurt.. (Fri, 18 Mar 2011 16:34:18 GMT)

studyin 'accounting for non-accounting students'
But idealy what i must read is 'accounting for dummies' (Thu, 17 Mar 2011 09:57:46 GMT)

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