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You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore..

If 'Google' can find 'anything', ask it to find my 'girlfriend'..

LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTW (laughing my ass off, rolling on the floor laughing, biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window)

Dear Santa, My wish for this year would be a big fat bank account and a slim girlfriend!!! But please don't mix these two up like you did last year k?? :p

There are 4 stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. And finally.. 4) You look like Santa Claus... :D Merry Xmas folks!

No Greeting Card To Give..No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just.. A LOVING HEART Saying “Merry X’MAS” May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness.

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DAMN! it's cold. What happen to global warming??

Feels like hit by a ^^^^^^^^^^^| | TRUCK!!!!!! ‘|”””;..,___. |_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] | “(@ )’(@ )””””*|(@)(@ )*****(@)

Debating whether to end world hunger or update Facebook status.. Facebook it is..

oh c'mon!! I just sent you a friend request not a marriage proposal...

Going opposite direction on an escalator does NOT make a good impression!!! btw, did you know that escalator accidents kill more annually than by sharks??

So many nonsense rules and regulations coming up from Jan but not focused on priorities. Starting to have second thoughts for whom I should've voted..

It's the last day of the year 2010. End of a decade. It had its ups and downs I know. I don't regret about anything but 2011 is gonna be the year of 'change'. Need to be more organized and be more responsible. There gonna be major changes from the wardrobe to my attitude. Need to think about financial stability as well. Well, let's hope all for the best :)

Bhagya Apology doesn't always mean that you're wrong and the other person is right.
It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego..

You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails...!!!
Bhagya "People mistakes love with jelousy and insecurity for passion, but true love is bult on trust and mutual respect" < Sabrina, the teenage Witch >

why lemonade is made with artificial flavoring, while dishwasher soap is made with real lemons???

June is "Let's Get Married Month". Or, at least, it used to be back in the 1400s and 1500s when May was the month everybody took an annual bath, and everybody smelled better in June.. :D
Apart from "Don't Give up the Ship Day", today is also the international "Say Something Nice Day"; So thank someone, encourage someone and compliment everyone.. :)

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Paste this in address bar and press enter in ur FB profile page

Wanna make money through facebook??? . . . . . . .
Go to: account->account setting->Deactivate your account and START STUDY....

A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're f***ed!!!

My attitude in exams;
They give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.. :P

There will always be people who try to give you a hard time. But never get angry at them. Treat them nicely in return. Cos why seek for revenge when you know the karma will get the bastards  anyway.. :D

Troubles are like washing machines; They twist, turn & knock us around. But in the end we come out brighter than before!!!.....:)

You know I always tell you "Don't worry..."
Well.. what I really mean is that, I know sometimes you gonna worry, but when you do, I'll always be here for you................

<“There's no master plan! I'm just gonna be me and hope it all works out!”.. Britney Spears>

Bhagya Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
It's the time of sharing love and happiness..
Wish you all lovely people a very happy Wesak!!

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