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isn't it ironic that we ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones ignore us, love the ones who hurt us and hurt the ones who love us..???

I dn't wanna be a big fish in a little pond or a little fish in a big pond.. I jst wanna be a happy fish..

blame it on the weatherman..

I think Facebook is like a fridge.. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.. :)

According to the modern science; matter, space and even time is quantized. Everything is made of individual pixels, which means the universe has a finite number of components, which means it has a finite number of states, which means it’s computable. Which means our life itself is pixelated. So are we a simulation just like a computer??

Many people believe that happiness is a destination. They often say, I'd be happy when I achieve this, or when I get this job, or when I get that car or even marry that girl.. But in reality happiness is not a destination, it's a mood. It's a way of living. Because happiness lies within you <One Tree Hill>

This is my week: Mon :[ Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :] Friday :D Sat (^.^ ) Sun (-__-)

If you think it in a positive way, even shoes can change your life.. for instance take Cinderalla.. Perhaps that's why girls spent so much on shoes.. :D

I.F.Y.O.U.W.A.S.T.E.D.Y.O.U.R.T.I.M.E.R.E.A.D.I.N.G.T.H.I.S.T.H.A.T.M.E.A.N.S.I.A.M.A.W.S.O.M.E.

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web

People often say that motivation doesn't last.. Well, neither does bathing.. That’s why we recommend it daily.. :)

Apple have scrapped their plans for a new childeren's ipod..But don't think "iTouch Kids" as a very good name for it..

is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes..

Opinions are just like butts. some are bigger than others..

no cuts no buts no coconuts..

everyone can see the smile, but only the closest few can see the pain behind the smile..

press ctr+W and something amazing will happen..

What's difference between smilies :) and ;0 ?? You forgot to press shift key in the second :P btw, I sent you a smiley. Want to see it?
http://www.kissmyarse.com/apps/application.php?id=116318625062183&v=app_4949752878&partner=ZNzhjkle_ZNzfb014

Did you know Human DNA differs only 2% from the chimp DNA???

Life is simple: Eat. Sleep. Change your Facebook status..

'change' is what happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go.. And ofcos it's also what you get when you buy bread with 100Rs note.. :) 'change'

I motivate everyone not with fear and intimidation but through encouragement, inspiration and respect. That's why I never fail.. :)

feels like my fav luv song was written about a sandwich..

feeling christmasyyy :) I love giving gifts than receiving. Perhaps I have a giving heart. or perhaps I still miss you, that I still try to find your smile in every other face.. but your eyes.. I hate receiving gifts maybe it's not from you.. :( and the way you run your fingers through your hair.. Anyways it's the season of joy. Not the time to worry :) Time to spend some cash and buy some gifts.. :)

world Wide Web or World Wide Wait!.. ???

whn u travel long distance in a bus, u see so many weirdos.. But then again whn u think bout it, everybody is someone else's weirdo..

sinkin faster than titanic

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy. “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.

reading 'String Theory for Dummies'. Trying to pickup physics where Einstein left off..

The BEAUTY of life does not depend on how happy you are but on how happy others can be … because of you.

you know you miss your tea at home when you're happily paying 60bucks each day just to have a good cup of tea..

Got a gift for you! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, performs silently, extremely personal! Fully returnable! Its a hug from ME to You!!


Una noche de samba, de samba, de samba, Y mi chico que baila, que baila, que baila, Me da todo su calor, su calor, su calor, Al ritmo de un nuevo amor don´t you know this fever is sambaaaaa.....

Memories have their strange ways. They leave you alone when you are in a crowd. But when you are alone, they stand around you like a crowd...

Did you notice; facebook new template very much similar to its first template. Many hated when they go for new templates. And many still do. Now it's back to its original looks and they still hate. So when you think about it, it's not really about the template; what people don't like is the 'change'; just like in life..

Many wants to ride with you in your limo. But I'm someone who ready to take the bus with you, when your limo breaks down..

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace < Jimi Hendrix and recently <name>

Love your self, Flirt with understanding, Romance with dreams, Get engaged with simplicity, Marry genuiness, Divorce the ego… Now thats good life…

After over 3 years I was able to make 400 friends in facebook. But making 400 friends is not an achievement, the achievement is to make “A” friend who will stand by you when 400 are against you…. And I'm happy you're my friend.. :)

Did anyone try 'Chocolate Melt Lava Cake' at Pizzahut?? Cakelicious!!! Chocolicious!!! Simply awesome!! :)

just wondering who taught Santa to sneak in through the chimney and I wonder what made him so good at it... :P

If your relationship status says "It's Complicated" you should stop kidding your self and make it as "Single"..

yesterday's lazy takes care of today's crazy..

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