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Did you know today's the national 'Dog Day'?? not that I give a damn... :D
August 26, 2010 at 7:45am

Lindsy Lohan is out of jail + rehab.. once again, not that I give a damn.. :)

Wedding Query.(SQL Style): CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage BrideGroom Male (27), Bride Female(18) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM SriLankan_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 10 AND HouseStatus = 'ThreeStoreyed' AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having Brothers = Null AND Sisters = Null

ιṡ ωøи∂εяιиģ ιƒ ρεøρℓε τнιиќ τнιṡ ιṡ яυṡṡιαи..

just when the mind finds the answers, the heart changes the question..

Dolphins are not gay Sharks..

whn u go, wud u have guts to say "i dn't luv u, like i loved u yesterday.." You were my sun, You were my earth, But you didn't know all the ways I loved you, So you took a chance and made other plans..

Baby you know you make me blue, I'm waiting for you, I will know that I wonder, I'm trying not to lose my mind. But it doesn't matter Cuz my feeling is hungry, I just wanna see your eyes.. So what can I do If this fade, let you go, My love up to you. I send a kiss to you, I said I do love you.. I said, I said, I said I love you, I wanna get better. Get better.. Everything is gonna get better..

i hate it whn u make me laugh, even worse whn u make me cry.. i hate it whn u r nt around n d fact u dint call.. Bt mostly i hate d way i dn't hate u, nt even close.. nt even a lil bit.. nt even at all..

teaching your parents how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant...

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them..

haven't you noticed a newspaper 10 times more interesting when somebody else is reading it???

The Sun makes Moon shine, Electricity Makes Bulbs shine, Wax makes Candle shine. But what makes you shine......?? :)

advice to guys: "Always communicate with your female friends as long as your parents are paying the phone bills..!"

watchin Robin Borin Hood (2010)..

<definition> IE (Internet Explorer): The greatest windows XP tool which allows

users to browse to mozilla.com. No other browser can download Mozilla FireFox like Internet Explorer. And IE has a dangerous feature called ActiveX that can be used to install programs harmful to computers..

the best thing about Iron Man 2 is Scarlett Johansson.. :)

The great moments of your life won't necessarily be the things you do.They'll also be the things that happen to you. I'm not saying you can't take action to affect the outcome of your life. You have to take action,and you will.But never forget that, on any day, you could step out the front door and your whole life can change forever.

is not happy with the new schell pecker I added for the HR management system..

Our education system has a drawback; it does not teach us teamwork, And When students make efforts for working as a team by solving exams collaboratively, they call it cheating..

is wondering when Bollywood copies everything from Hollywood why Hindi movie second

parts are not coming.. For instance 'Kuch Kuck Hota Hei (II) - The Rise of Anjali" or "Dil chata Hei Returns" or "4 Idiots" or something like that... ???? Wouldn't it be nice??? :)

Hey YOU, looking at my status. Hi!٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ..I'm crazy?....well maybe just a little bit ٩(●̮̮♦)۶

♫ MusiC is my drug & YouTube is my dealer! ◕‿◕

There's NO ZONE like O-ZONE. Today's the international O-Zone day!! Protect the O-Zone layer before it's too late.
September 16, 2010 at 8:36am

If you missed One Tree Hill season 8 premieres here's a small recap.. Brooke & Julian make out on Bed and Quinn & Clay make out on Beach while Haley & Nathan make out all over the house.. Moreover Chase & Alex make out on the Bar leaving Mia has no one to make out with... Looking forward to the next episode on monday.. :D

now whose this profile ha?? http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 :D

Get your and friend status stats.. Also you can view all your previous statuses; even in 2008 http://apps.facebook.com/status-statistics/

I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn how to let go. Things go wrong, so that you appreciate them when theyre right. And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together..

to be successful u need 2 b persistance. persist 2 crap.. which ofcos means
(c)riticism (R)ejection (A)ssholes & (P)ressure

wtever it is u r feelin is a perfect reflection of wt is in d process of becoming..

take d first step in faith.. U dnt hav 2 see d whole staircase.. Jst take d first step

is soo optimistic about everything these days that it'll even cure cancer..

not "What's on your mind?" It's "What'll on your mind?" :) Go to
http://laterbro.com/ to schedule your facebook and Twitter updates..

girls don't wanna hear what we think. Girls wanna hear what THEY think; in a deeper voice..

It's ok to lose your pride over some one you care, but dont lose someone you care over your pride..

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends..

knight and Day & Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong."); throw up; //ha ha //When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing //Now, God only knows

Knight and Day.. Tom cruise' best movie since Top Gun

Who is Balagiri and what's Balagiri-dose????

< "It's alright to feel afraid. But sometimes you have to put your fears aside for someone you care about.." - Mr.Belding (Saved by the Bell - The New Class) >


I thought no one remembers me, but then I forgot to pay my TV bill... Damn!!

software engineers never die.. they just go offline!

Did you know that inside womb, at the road map of the birth, in the first 9 weeks all babies are brought up on a female template. That's why even men have nipples..

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr..

"The Golden Door" - awesome movie. A sweet love story with lil touch of comedy. Snoop Dogg is also there as well us many real dogs.. :)

< "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The

wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!.." - The Golden Door(Falling Up) >

Sparkling angel I believed.Blinded by faith I couldn't hear.Fallen angel, tell me why? What is the reason,the thorn in your eye?No remorse cause I still remember.The smile when you tore me apart.You took my heart,deceived me right from the start.You showed me dreams,I wished they'd turn into real.You broke the promise and made me realize,it was all just a lie..

Forbes.com has announced the World's top 100 most powerful women for 2010. Apparently Lady Gaga is ranked above even Queen Elizabeth. Lady gaga ranked 9 while Queen Elizabeth 2 ranked 41..

forbes.com has also announced Hollywood's Most Eligible Single Women 2010. Jennifer Aniston leads the list while second place goes to Halle berry. Lady GaGa ranks 5th.

...the answer my friend, is blowing in the wind..

Everytime I try to delete your phone number, my phone asks "Are you sure?" You can't lie to your phone, can you? <How I Met Your Mother>

How To Download Facebook Photo Albums? Use FacePad: Facebook Photo Album Downloader.. It's a FireFox Add-on
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/8442/

Have to say I've been through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, and am on 10/10/10. Looking forward to 11/11/11

WHAT and IF are two simple words as non thretning as words can be.. But put them together side by side and they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life.. WHAT IF?.. What if?? What if?????

No Greater Love

Who is 111 ?? That's James Bond; in binary form..

Dear Week, I am leaving you for the Weekend. I would say it's not you, it's me, but let's face it, it was you.. Sincerely, Me

Dear Math, All my life you made me find your X !!! Listen buddy... She's not coming back....So please move on!!! Regards, Frustrated Student

Sorry, I'm not Eminem. I don't love the way you lie..

Don't you think Physics would have been much easier if 'Tree' instead of 'Apple' had fallen on Newton's head???? :)))

finding patterns which comes every 1000 years is easy.. for instance the current time-stamp would be.. 20/10/2010 20:10

If women ruled the world there would be no wars.. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other!..

.....ℒℴ√εṧ , ℭαґℯṧ , $мḯℓεṧ.... :)

If everyday is a gift, can I have the receipt of Monday?? Cos I'd like to return it..

It's hard to say which I hate the most.. Bus drivers or Traffic police.. Both sux royally!!

In the Beginning, the Big Bang made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China

Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass..

Change your ipod name to "the titanic".. Now whenever you plug it in to your computer it will say "the titanic is syncing"

I 'liked' your 'status' and now 25 'notifications' later...............

can we pretend that ✈ in the ☽☁ are like shooting ✰

is trying to decide - laundry today or naked tomorrow ...




Rango (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)

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