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I♥ U MORE THAN MY COMP.U instal d best in me.U click my heart gently.U driv me crazy whn I c u.Ur luv reset my life n del al d sadnes in me.U restore my kindnes aftr I thot it ws corrupted.Im always connected 2 u wit more than 56 ♥ beats per sec.U hack my brain n register ur name in it.U r d only 1 dat cud navigate my f...eelings n explore my emotions at d same time.I feel lost whn I try 2 cal u n u r nt respondin

I always feel u close 2 me whn I shutdown my eyes or whn I open my windows waitin 4 u 2 pass.u r d only 1 dat cn log in2 my <3 n never logout.U dn't hv 2 search 4 me cos we r always linked 2 each othr.I c ur name everywhr,my FrontPage,my homepage n al my s/w.I scanned my life n found dat Im only infected by u.U r d virus Id never remove.U formatted my life n added happiness 2 view.Its true.I luv u more than my CPU

< Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish you had ordered that >

if life kicks u, let it kick u fwd..

take me home country road..

< as soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or you will found out it's not good for health >

Salute to our war heroes.. You guys not just saved us from terrorists, also got me a "stay at home and not go to office" day.. Can't ask for more. One nation, one country and let us salute to our war heroes on this special day!

< It's true that a woman can make man "A millionaire". Ofcause... I mean if he was "A billionaire" before.. >

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Did you know that grapefruit scent will make women appear upto 6 years younger to men? However the perception is not reciprocal and the grapefruit scent on men has no effect on women's perception.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.. Creepy ha??

wants to learn to talk to girls in italian..

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Can you find a english word rhymes with 'MONTH' ???

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is now CPR/First Aid certified. So when I take your breath away, I can give it back..

After (M)Monday and (T)Tuesday even the calendar says WTF..

viva el Español

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just woke up, i wanted to wake up earlier but i was asleep..

has predicted how many germans r going to have octopus soup..

It's now or never.. I ain't gonna live forever.. I just wanna live while I'm alive.. It's my life!!

is wondering if I should cut the red wire or the blue wire..

changed my password from ******* to**********

► Play The Moments ▌▌Pαυѕe The Memories ■ Stop The Pain ◄◄ Rewind The Happiness ►► fast forward the waiting..

had a half mongolian..

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

a hot shower, 2 movies and hot chocolate and lot of sleep... exactly what doctor ordered.. :)

windows does not detect a keyboard. Press F1 to continue..

Did you know your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself???

feels like getting some work done...and so sitting down until the feeling passes..

I'm not afraid to take a stand.. Everybody come take my hand. We'll walk this road together, through the storm Whatever weather cold or warm, just lettin you know that, you're not alone..

addictin 2 ebay is worse than addictin 2 facebook..

cafe64..

anothr month is almost ended.. Weeks go like days..

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying 'that was freaking Awesome!!'.. Happy Friendship Day everybody :)

I shoot for the moon but I'm too busy gazin at stars..

It's a state of bliss, you think you're dreaming, It's the happiness inside that you're feeling..

< i should get a sign sayin, "one of these days i'm gonna get organezized" > Taxi Driver (1976)

feeling is more important than winning or loosing..

sometimes ▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ happens! <Forrest Gump>

even though the heart is on the left...its always right!

< respect is not something you can take from someone forcefully, the real respect is how much someone would willingly do for you and how far they would go to do that without expecting anything in return >

Oh! speak again, bright angel! for thou art, as glorious to this night, being o'er my head, as is a winged messenger of heaven..

you have to take tradition and decorate it in your way..

Things are to be used and people are to be loved, the chaos in the world begins when things are loved and people are used.

My computer is craving for more memory; So the 5 years that we've spent together means NOTHING to you??

You won't see me cry, I'm hiding inside. My heart is in pain, but I'm smiling for you...

is tryin 2 keep my issues 4 tissues and not 4 status updates, but that's exactly what i'm NOT doin..

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward..

every freakin person askin me why i am still single.. well.... hellooo.... isn't it pretty obvious when half the girls are already taken and the rest chasin after vampires and werewolves?? :D lol... he..he.. just kiddin :D

The world can't end in 2012.. I got ice-cream that expires in 2013!!

The best part of the Keyboard is U & I are together which is not there in Life...

i dn't wanna b a product of my environment. I want my environment 2 b a product of me..

Anyone planing to see the Randoli perehara today?? Heard there gonna be over 50 elephants.. That's twice the elephants you see on an ordinary day doing something together.. :D no offense.. :)

Did you know that, if you can travel 0.9 speed of the light for 7 years, you can jump 500 years into the future??? :)

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