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I think my african rain dance worked.... Yay!! :)

it's raining.. sweet sweet rain.. roads are slippery; don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly..

is a man of few words but with all the right ones.. :)

some ppl are not worth even a status update.. *&%$%!!

people say best friends are hard to find. that's because the best is already mine :)

I'd rather check my facebook than face my chequebook..

< The thinest book in the world - "What Men knows about Women" >

Don't you think that lot of the trouble in the world would disappear if we are talking to each other instead of about each other???

I love you has 8 letters, and so does bulls**t

Girls are like ovens.. They take a while to heat up. But guys are like Microwaves.. Push one button and ready to go!!

I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.. tell me who to vote.. :)

A good documentation should be like skirt on a girl. Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep it interesting... :)

It's amazing hw d definition of "having fun" changes as u grow old. Whn u r schoolin fun is al bout skippin school, waitin to see girls at bus stand. Whn you start universityin; fun is al about action, adventure and partying.. Bt whn u start workin.. "fun" is take a day off frm office n stay home, wake up late n watch some TV :)

< there is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it :) >

< The difference between involvement and commitment in a relationship is like egg and ham for breakfast... The chicken was involved... The pig was committed. Choose wisely :) >

<3 = :) - :( + :O x :*

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear, Wish you a very “Happy NEW YEAR“ my Dear..!!

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After sometime you realize you're getting dirty. But the pig is actually enjoying.. :)

If today is the 'Earth Day' then what are the other days???

< After all, computers crash, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot >

< what ultimately defines a relationship is another relationship >

Agatha, Anita, Amora, Hora sastharaya okkoma ekai...lol.. :D

Ever wondered what is the answer for "LIFE"??? The answer to life is "4" LIFE contains four letters and you go no further.. Try "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" it contains "thirtyfour" letters. "thirtyfour" contains "ten" letters. "ten" contains "three" letters "three" contains "five" letters "five contains "four" letters, and we're again back to 4! So there you go.. The answer to our lives is "4"

whn d goin gets tough, the tough gets goin, and so do i..

I don't know if I should be happy or sad.. but im definately gonna miss someone so badly.. :(

my stomach says.. High Tea High Tea High Tea Ho.. :D

is stucked in an alternate dimension..

< Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes >

Alakazam!

< If women were cars, then the men would save more fuel… but nobody wants a car that decides where to go, when to go and for how long.. >

i don't go to 'all u can eat' buffet for food.. i just go there to horrify the management

why quotes about life always throw lemons when there are plenty more fruits..

how do u bounce back whn reality batters ur belief n luv does not, as promised, conquer all? Is hope a drug we need to go off of or is it keepin us alive? Wht's the harm in believin??

The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible..

If we know the house always wins, why gamble?

phones, computers, laptops, palmtops, itouch... but nothing can replace the paper notebook and the pencil..

< Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live >

True love is not finding someone you would die for. But finding someone you would KILL for..

did my rain dance overworked??...

'Laila' Storm is intensifying.. Wonder why all the storms are named after ladies... :D

I heard this funny thing this morning on radio.. "ways to express love".. apparently what they suggest is to make a video tape and see their expression while they watch.. I think this was dedicated to girls.. but still it's so ridiculous...

everything can be realized when everything can be theorized

Seems like the Road trip for the Vesak turning out to be a Boat trip...

< A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort >

rain rain go 2 spain

fantabulous

120kmph on the highway to kandy..

You guys line up alphabetically by height...

"I don't believe in many things, but I do believe in duct tape.." <LOST>

This is due to government regulations on tobacco and alcohol..

i am a question to the world, not an answer to be heard..

did u knw 2day is d world dinosaur day?? :)

if my voice could reach back through the past, I'd whisper in your ear.."Oh darling I wish you were here.."

wants to learn swing dancing...

u may hv noticed that u hv to cut ur fingernails more often than ur toenails. Well that’s cos the longer the finger, the faster it grows. So the middle finger is going to grow the fastest and the slowest. ur toes r about 1/3 of the size of ur fingers, so that means that u have to cut ur fingernails 3 times as often as ur toenails

Did you know women blink nearly twice as much as men???

Working overnight on a friday with the help of Wild Elephant..

Mr.See owned a saw. And Mr.Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

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