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<Girl: "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means.. With Idiot for Ever". Boy: "NO! It means.. Without Information Fighting Everytime!">

who says nothing is impossible..??? I’ve been doing nothing for the last 3 months!!!!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again???... lol

<Do not drink and drive.. or u might spill the drink>

<an affair is a relationship between a girl and a boy in which one person is always right and the other is the boyfriend!>

<strength can only give you power.. but hope can give you success>

<girls are like dictionary…. one word many meanings…>

<music is how feelings sound like>

<You're out of touch, I'm out of time. But I'm out of my head when you're not around>

<Distances never separate any relation, time never builds any relation. if feelings r true from heart, then frends r alwaz frends 4 ever..>

<make new thoughts, bt always keep d old ones>

<Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work..>

<action speaks louder than words>

is out of quotes..

<Do we live in the physical world that we can touch or in the world we create for ourselves in our minds??>

<i'l b outside of ur window, i'l pass by bt i'l go slow, i'l leave whn d wind blows..>

Actually Basically Biologically Technically Chemically Physically Mentally Mathematically Electrically Normally Mechanically
oh my sweet sweet bed... daddy's home :D

No Need to Light a Night Light on a Light Like Night Tonight

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors??????

<Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!..>

<'An expert' is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault>

<The true feminine sensuality comes not from how much her skirt short is and how she shakes her ass, but how her skin expresses her personality>

<the world use us as an excuse to go crazy.. :D >

Recently I heard on news that in Sri Lanka one out of every four is mentally ill.. So what you gotta do is, pick 4 random friends of you.. if they seems ok u know where the 4th one is... :D lolzz... but now don't comment I'm the 4th one k???? LMAO... :D

this cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat,

all cats look the same in the dark..

children remember.. not every road is oneway in colombo.. :D always remember 2 look both sides b4 u cross.. I knw i wil :) atleast aftr 2day.. :D

It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone.. but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives..

< when you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake! :) >

i dn't hate u 4 nt luvin me,, bt i hate myself 4 stil luvin u..

it's the FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!

< Old age is when, you start turning Off lights for economical reasons, rather than romantic ones.. >

<Love is all in fire and yet freezing..Love is much in winnig, but is more in loosing..Love is ever sick and yet is never dying..Love is ever true and yet is ever lying..Love does doath in liking and is mad in loathing..Love indeed is everything, yet, indeed is nothing.....>

Physics is theoratical.. But...

tgif..

Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac??

Some Greatest Quotes... To do ist to be (Socrates)... To be is to do... (Plato)... Do be do be do (Bhagya Weerathunga) :D :D :D

Party mode - OFF; Office mode - ON

<"Love is a fire.." But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell...>

<One smile can’t change the world, but your smile definately can changes mine..>

< What makes life worthwhile?? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K -> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E -> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But.. A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E -> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% >

<If you want to be happy in a relatioship: If girl is right and you're wrong, then apologize.. If girl is wrong and you're right, keep your mouth shut.. :D >

<Always smile.. It's a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on you>

Oye, piensa en tu futuro, no pierdas mas tiempo! Por que? Porque la vida es corta. Dejame en paz, dejame solo, yo vivo hoy no miro para atras. Pero piensa que es muy importante mirar para.

<There are 2 types of girls.. CUTE girls and HOT girls.. The difference is.. CUTE girls; guys admire their features.. Hot girls; guys enjoy their features..>

< Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes be... just an illusion >

I'll pass outside of your window; You'll be sad that you let me go; On every face you'll ever know; On everywhere you'll ever go; You'll feel when the wind blows..

< If love is like a song, one verse will be of hurting and another of hatred one of sadness but in the end the chorus will be of happiness, joy and confidence >

so many 'Lonely Bulls', 'Lost Cows', and 'Clumsy Reindeers' in Facebook.. oh no!

Duude! Watching 11 seasons of BayWatch does NOT make you an expert on Oceans..

who do you think is the most talked about character these days in plotical arena?? Mahinda Rajapakse? Sarath Fonseka? or Prabakaran's Mother?? lol

hmm.. What would Gandalf do??

< You shouldn’t fall for someone who won’t catch you, but sometimes you just gotta jump and hope they will >

witout sufferin ther'd b no compassion.

hmm.. Less than 90mins 4 d end of 2009. It had its ups and downs bt d important thing is at d end of d day we survived, we cherished n we moved on.. 2ro is a new day, new year and the beginin of a new decade. Lets keep our fingers crossed for a rockin year. Be cool, Be smart and im sure it'l b jst a walk in d park.. Wish u al my luvly frnds a very happy 2010.. Cheers!

listening Sarath Fonseka's speeches reminds me 'Bubba' in the movie 'Forest Gump'. 'Bubba' relates everything to 'fish' while SF relates everything to the 'war' :)

< "Everything is based on mind, is led by mind, is fashioned by mind. If you speak and act with a polluted mind, suffering will follow you, as the wheels of the oxcart follow the footsteps of the ox. Everything is based on mind, is led by mind, is fashioned by mind. If you speak and act with a pure mind, happiness will follow you, as a shadow clings to a form"... Lord Buddha >

God is a DJ, Life is a dance floor, Love is the rhythm and You are the music..

<Never tell GOD you've got big problems.. Tell your problems you've got BIG GOD!!>

< They say before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. I think that's true.. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.. >

< marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.. >

< Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent >

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