Assicons emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "assicons"? 

Here goes: 




(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around



(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) money coming out of his ass



(_?_) dumb ass